Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Douches and hygienics
Increasingly part of bathroom ritual is the use of douches and related hygienics. Colon cleansers and vaginal cleansers are offered in all sorts, shapes and sizes, some of them with assorted attachments so they can be used on whatever orifice that needs a thorough rinsing. And don't forget the playful element! Lots of people highly enjoy having water spouted up the butt by an attractive sex parter, but beware: what goes in, must come out (grin)! Take care not to make a mess of your bathroom - or have aforementiond attractive partner clean it up after you.
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Saturday, April 12, 2008
All sorts of bidets
The bidet is slowly but surely conquering the Western World. More and more households add a bidet toilet seat to their crapper, or install a separate complete bidet. Famous names are for example Takagi Bidet Washlet Electric Toilet Seat With Remote, Supreme 505 LOTUS HYGIENE Electronic bidet toilet seat, or Toto SW554 S300 Washlet Bidet Seat Elongated Cotton. There are really all sorts of bidets and bidet accessories available nowadays - there's no reason anymore to avoid washing the goodl old backside after a visit to the bathroom.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Optimizing my crapper store
I'm well on my way optimizing In Praise of the Porcelain Goddess AKA "my crapper store" for search engine use. That's not a difficult job, but it sure is kind of boring! However, I want people to find my site without difficulty, meaning that it must show up in the search engine results! That's mostly a matter of keywords and keyword phrases, like childrens toilet training leading to the appropriate page, and vintage chamber pots finishing up at our page about, you guessed it, the venerable vintage or antique chamber pot. You'll be surprised, by the way, how many odd things have their residence in "bathroom and toilet land". Even it you're into weird, scary, unusual toilet accessories , you'll find something to your taste!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Data on porcelaingoddess.com
Nothing remains hidden on the internet, unless one takes fairly expensive special measures... which only work half anyway. Concerning each and every domain, the most essential data are generously available for public access: just look at the links below. So I thought: I might just as well post them here (wide and wicked grin)!
www.whois.net/whois_new.cgi?d=porcelaingoddess&tld=com
http://whois.domaintools.com/porcelaingoddess.com
www.alexa.com/data/details/?url=porcelaingoddess.com
www.whois.net/whois_new.cgi?d=porcelaingoddess&tld=com
http://whois.domaintools.com/porcelaingoddess.com
www.alexa.com/data/details/?url=porcelaingoddess.com
Monday, March 24, 2008
Blog about BANS
Everybody who is even remotely interested in toilets, toilet seats, Kohler toilet bowls, bed pans, chamber pots, antique urinals, bidets, tissue holders and bathroom accessories in general, knows our dedicated website The Porcelain Goodess, in praise of the toilet bowl, our joyfully created "Thunderbox eBay auctions site" which is powered by the software Build A Niche Store or BANS. Repeatedly I've been approached about this software, so in order to tell you all about it I opened the BANS Build A Niche Store Weblog. You've got the possibility to comment there or place a tag message, and I'll try to be around regularly in order to answer any questions you might have.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Scrap metal for your loo
Every now and then one needs just a bit of scrap metal to repair some plumbing in or around the house. The bathroom is one of the most obvious candidates for repairs and maintenance, but getting whatever you need for retail prices can be expensive. You may want to look at our recently opened site American Scrap Treasures, an eBay auction center where all sorts of scrap lots can be found. Not only the stuff you may need for big repairs, but also more luxurious things like wholesale lots of scrap jewelry. Just have a dekko: I'm pretty sure there's something for everybody there!
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Praise due to our Porcelain Goddess!
No website without a blog, nowadays. That's why this weblog was conceived, to function as a companion to our main website In praise of the Porcelain Goddess, the one-stop store for everything your bathroom (crapper, loo, shouse, outhouse, thunderbox, dyke etcetera) will ever need. We'll be keeping you informed about developments in the combined fields of defaecating and urinating, and about all products, bargains and oddities (you'll be surprised - grin!) that are connected with... the Porcelain Goddess!
Jaap Verduijn.
Jaap Verduijn.
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